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What the world needs now is love, sweet love.
Cue up your favorite version of this tune (we’re partial to Dionne Warwick’s), pour yourself a seltzer, and let’s dive into the December newsletter — see what we did there!? A little 3d action… who can stop us now?!
Listen, life can be heavy — but joy? Joy is sneaky. She cloaks herself in those little, fleeting moments — quiet, but present.
I mean, think about it!
Name something better than spotting a good boy who wags at you! Leftover pizza, an old classic comic book, or an episode of a classic 90’s kids show. 👀When you nail the perfect comeback, sending the room into raucous laughter. When your bodega gets your order perfectly. Getting crowned with the ugliest holiday sweater. Or that smug, “Google it!” grin when you know you’re right.
Let’s not forget Taco Tuesday —which can be any day of the week if you just…believe. Heartfelt voicemails from loved ones. And Sweet Potato Smashies (IYKYK).
The point is—joy stacks up. She is waiting to be discovered.
So here’s to spotting those little things and embracing them like they’re the last chocolatey sip of eggnog, or a Pete & Pete tinged newsletter. If you’re lucky enough to be reading this while waiting for your new Seltzer Kings episode to drop, well, friends, that’s what we call livin’
Thank you for being here. However you spend the holidays, we hope you’re well and manage to find the humor in all the madness.
Sprinkling cheer to all,
🎄 Seltzer Kings 🎄
