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Being in the arts, especially comedy, there are always skeptics.

There are folks who can’t understand the spark in your eyes when you talk about a project, the magic your hands produce, the worlds you’re trying to create. You know, the ones: “Cute! Maybe this isn’t for you, though.”

MIC CUT. No thanks.

This month, we celebrate Thanksgiving. It feels right to pause and recognize the small wins: the nights you stayed up creating, the shows you dared to perform, the ideas you pursued. We’re here to remind you that the world needs your art and voice.

Art changes people. It’s joy and connection. Sure, it’s cheesy, but it’s TRUE. We DARE you to never stop making, experimenting, and leaning into whatever excites you. There’s a community out there rooting for you, and this season is a perfect reminder of that.

Whenever you’re ready to leap, to stretch beyond what you thought possible, our services could be the creative rocket fuel that launches you forward.

Cheers to laughter, curiosity, and creative leaps: may your Thanksgiving be full of warmth, gratitude, and just enough magic to carry you into the next chapter. May your cup be full and belly fuller.

With gratitude, always, because even on the rough days, the joy finds its way in,

Seltzer Kings :)

Happy Thanksgiving, Friends!

We’re big on gratitude around here. Because life is precious, fleeting, and, well, downright hard sometimes. DUH. So, grab the ones you love and share your gratitude with them.

We’re sure grateful to have you here!!

One thing that never, ever gets enough credit despite its never-ending commitment to entertaining us and bringing us joy: THE ARTS. Of course! Here’s what our SK hosts had to say about their gratitude to the arts…

• “I would be hard-pressed to call what I do ‘art’. Still, all the unpublished poetry, poorly written novels, and unread stage plays taught me the craft of writing, and it is the writing that makes WTH special!” Dave Bledsoe, WTH

• “I’m super grateful to be in the spot I’m in, it’s been a long journey from Watts being just funny scripts I would write, to getting in an actual studio recording with Pro Status equipment, getting to collab with legends I grew up watching. It’s surreal and it’s always inspiring to keep moving forward!” Zac Smith, Watts Corner

• “THE ARTS ARE THE ONLY GOOD THING WE HAVE IN THIS CURRENT HELLSCAPE!!” Courtney Maginnis, ILYBYMS

• “See above“ Jeremy Balon, SK

Every royal needs a crown…😉

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What! A! Show!

Last month’s Nostalgia Personified was one of our best yet!

We laughed, reminisced, and then… we laughed some more. Huge shoutout to everybody who showed up and spent the evening celebrating with us. You make this possible!

Those in attendance got to sip a specially labeled batch of MegaBoss IPA, crafted just for the occasion by your good buddy Danny Tamberelli, aka Little Pete. How delicious was that?!

Thanks for reliving your nostalgic best selves alongside Danny Tamberelli and Michael C. Maronna, as they took us back to their 90s Nickelodeon days ❤️ ❤️

Read it and weep, fungus-lick!