It’s a new year, Subscriber Full Name!

We can’t seem to outrun AI, and we’re not here to tell you whether you should or shouldn’t. We’re just here to gently wave a flag for the good old, time-tested, pre B.C (before chat, obviously) human brain.

It’s a wonderful, weird, wildly creative place that deserves to have the cobwebs ripped off and explored now and then. Everyone’s got one.

What’s yours like?

While AI continues to heat up, we want to shout out the powerful, real human brains out here creating magic. Especially the good folks in Brooklyn doing it daily at SK!

This year, step into the magic of creating for the sake of creation! In making mistakes. In taking your time. Scribbling is art. Cooking a meal is definitely an art.

Whenever you’re ready to take the podcast seat for real, SK is here to build your throne!

Let’s create,

Seltzer Kings

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Your creative project is calling you…2026 is the time to pick up!

When you work with Seltzer Kings, you join a team of dedicated professionals with years of professional and industry experience. We offer 3 distinct packages to support you:

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Our affordable, per-episode pricing encompasses professional Editing, Mixing, and Mastering, so your content is polished and ready to publish. Payments are safe, simple, and handled directly on our website, with no long-term commitment required. Ideal for testing a new show, producing limited series, or working on an as-needed basis.

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Win this HAT!

Listen up, folks, it’s January, and we’re giving away a FREE HAT!!! What else could cure the Jan Bluezzz?! Maybe how easy it is to win….

To win this funky Podcasts & Seltzer Dad Hat (in the colour of your choice), simply reply to THIS newsletter with one thing you are looking forward to in 2026.

It could be a new episode of your fave SK pod, finally eating at your bucket list restaurant, or learning a new chord on your instrument. We want to hear it!

Reply to WIN!

Want to support Johnny Watts and Watts’ Corner? Reach out to us! Let us know what you think, what kind of adventure you’d like to hear us go on. You can also subscribe to the channel and purchase merch!

Have a story no one believes? Need advice about the new year?

The hosts at SK have you! Write to use with your request and tune back next month to see if you got selected!