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Issue #15 - December 2025

Your Monthly Dose of Podcast News, Updates and FREE stuff from our SK podcasters

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

Recently, I moved into a new home. And the very first thing my beautifully boomer parents reminded me of was this universal truth they stand firm on: MOVING. IS. STRESSFUL.

But this time, I needed to approach things differently, not to prove them wrong, but simply because I knew I could do it my way: stress-free and calm. I needed to trust myself and create a different experience than the one I was raised to expect.

So I prepped: packed weeks ahead, brought my sweet 10-month-old Pup to smell the new pad, hired movers… I tried to make the whole process as gentle and intentional as possible.

And you know what? The move went great! Smooth, simple, peaceful, even joyfully mundane. Exactly what I’d hoped for.

And yet… my parents were still stressed. They were like steamed artichokes! Panic! Confusion! Sigh... They simply couldn’t reconcile that moving didn’t have to be a crisis.

Why am I sharing this? Because it reminded me that other people’s feelings—even the people we love most - aren’t necessarily right. They don’t dictate our reality. We can control how we experience things. We get to decide what we carry and what we gently set down.

So, I urge you to take that energy and bring it into the holiday seasons, however and wherever you spend it. If this time of year is tough, we’re sending you strength to stand in your authentic self and show up as your whole being—if you’re in a safe space, you to do so, of course. If this season is sweet for you, let it be without guilt. If you couldn’t give a damn about this season, I hope it’s the most peaceful month of the year.

Here’s to trusting yourself, honoring your pace, your needs, and knowing that your experience is valid, even if others don’t quite get it.

Sending levity, light, and SIGNED POSTERS!

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Black Friday Sale: Extended through December 12!

A perfect gift for the friend who already has everything… except this.

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• Bell House
• Elements of Pete
• LHFF Halloweenie

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Network Updates

Nightmare on Memory Lane: Mr. Tastee

If you haven’t yet, you’ve got to tune in to this hybrid horror masterpiece!

Our latest scripted audio special reimagines Wellsville’s most mysterious ice cream man as something far darker than childhood nostalgia recalls. We think you’re going to LOVE it.

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Watts Corner

We are working on a brand-new Nightmare on Memory Lane, the D&M Watts Corner holiday crossover, with exciting Christmas references in the script…. can you spot the Santas?!

The Watts Corner team has been hard at work on the brand-new Nightmare on Memory Lane, a festive D&M Watts Corner holiday crossover packed with cheer, chills, and clever Christmas callbacks!

Boys Watching Buffy

Emma Caulfield, better known as Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, joins the podcast for a special holiday-themed rewatch of “Pangs” (Season 4, Episode 8). Tune in as the Buff boys dive into the episode’s chaos, comedy, and questionable Thanksgiving traditions, with Emma sharing behind-the-scenes stories, character insights, and seasonal shenanigans.

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What's the team’s favorite moments of December?

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“My favorite moment of December is the annual Blast Furnace sale at Zardo’s. Last year, I stocked up on jet fuel and industrial-strength kerosene. I’ve plowed my driveway with a flamethrower for the last three years. So half-price jet fuel is a rad solution,” - Jake Smith, Watts Corner

“Pearl Harbor day. That shit was nuts!” - Casey James Salengo, ILYBYMS!

“When the public buses turn into reindeer for the holidays, and suddenly the transit department has a new excuse: ‘Reindeer move slow, not our fault…” - Marissa Del Mistro, Newsletter Writer

“Our fam tradition is to drink 7up (now seltz) with Candy Canes while decorating the tree. And chex mix—Good god the amount of chex mix I consume this month” - Jeremy Balon, Chex Lover

Monthly Merch Giveaway!

December = gifts, gifts, gifts!

From Secret Santa to White Elephant, gifts are abound this season. (Our sympathies to those December babies who get told that “This counts for both your birthday AND Christmas” 😭)

Well, everyone, it’s time to get your hands on something just for you! December’s giveaway is none other than the WTH Beanie! The thing about this beanie is, it hugs your head like it misses you. Here are more details of what you can win:

  • Acrylic magic

  • Hypoallergenic

  • Perfect amount of slouch
    • 12" tall so your ears stay happy
    • Unisex (aka: shareable but you probably won’t)
    • Wash by hand, like a tiny wool pet

  • $25 value, yours for free

To win, reply to this newsletter and share your favorite December moment to get it for free.

Stay warm, stay cute!

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